Tumblr Mouse Cursors

send me chinese takeout.

Name: Tarmalade.
Age: 20
Loves: mcr, supernatural, games, pork dumplings, spicy ramen, sleep, internet, soda, sleep
Rating: Thick bitch


"If someone could break your neck
Coming up behind you, always coming and you'd never have a clue"

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Favourite Fictional Females:

Velma Kelly (Chicago)

"For this one show, we were at the Hotel Cicero. The three of us, boozing, having a few laughs. And, we run out of ice, so I go out to get some. I come back, open the door, and there’s Veronica and Charlie, doing number seventeen- the spread-eagle! Well, I was in such a state of shock. I completely blacked out, I couldn’t remember a thing. It wasn’t until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, that I even knew they were dead."

(via sebastiansqueen)

the-bagel-king:

i haven’t laughed this hard in forever

(Source: hoppusfarm, via bromoyed)

relahvant:

positivethinkingforlosers:

most accurate weather in the world. 

stone gone
unyieldingultimatum:

420 delivery services

todgast:

get to know me meme: [1/5] favorite female characters

Clarice Starling

(via mydearchevy)

bewbin:

BLAZE IT 
tyleroakley:

Happy Easter!
clictator:

It’s a metaphor

hoboeroticmisha:

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#BUT I ENJOY THE PATRIOTIC ONE AND THE METAL MAN WHEN THEY MAKE JEST #LET US ALL MAKE JEST #AND FEAST

#WHO IS THIS PHIL ANTHROPIST OF WHOM YOU SPEAK #YOU DECLARED YOUR NAME TONY STARK #NOW I AM MOST CONFUSED #AM I TO SUCCUMB TO MORE OF YOUR LIES, MAN OF IRON #I ALREADY HAVE ENOUGH TROUBLE WITH LIES #HAVE YOU MET MY BROTHER #ARE YOU MAKING A MOCKERY OF MY LIFE’S PERIL #BUT I SHALL LAUGH #BECAUSE THAT HIDES THE INTENSE RAGE I AM FEELING #MJOLNIR AND YOUR PRETTY FACE WILL HAVE WORDS #WORDS OF PAIN

(Source: quellary, via sebastiansqueen)

"Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress."

- Kiera Cass (via mmmmilk)

(Source: maxonshreaves, via welcometoohell)



sarah-belham:

"The Favorite" by Omar Rayyan

viridescentshade:

is poland europe’s florida

yes

(Source: mycroft-holmes-approves, via gedard)

(Source: escshiftzeroone, via gedard)